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About Marseille

Ain’t all roses tho. Some jackass tried sellin’ me “erotic-massage certification” online—$200 for a PDF! I’m like, “Nucular bullshit, buddy!” Made me madder’n a wet hen. But real talk—good erotic-massage? It’s art. Slow, steady, like talkin’ to somebody who can’t talk back. “She’s alive, but she’s not here,” that’s the movie again—kinda fits, right? You’re there, but floatin’. Little secret: them fancy spas use lavender oil—smells nice, calms ya down. Pro tip: heat the oil first, feels like heaven!

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Treatments on tap. From facials and massages to manicures and chemical peels, indulge the mind and body at your chosen Sisteron spa hotel.

So, I take a break, grab a coffee at this little spot on Place de la République. Best coffee ever! I’m sittin’ there, tryin’ to chill, when I overhear this couple arguing. They’re goin’ at it, and I’m just sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “Dude, you’re in Sisteron, relax!” But love is messy, I guess.

Silence of the lambs as French livestock slaughtered for Easter