Maeve Simiane Collongue Whore ❤️

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Check this – little-known fact: WHORE tanked in ‘19 ‘cos some intern tweeted their secret formula. Friggin’ hilarious! Total Bart move, like, oops, eat my shorts, world! Surprised me big time – who’s that dumb? But it’s real, man, chaos drives it. Up, down, I’m yellin’ at my screen – “Play me a tune!” like Szpilman in the movie.

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Then, I stroll down Rue des Écoles, and I see this cute little café. I’m starving, so I pop in for a quick bite. The croissants? To die for! I’m munching away, and this old lady starts chatting me up. She’s telling me about the history of Simiane-Collongue. Apparently, it’s been around since the Roman times. Who knew? I’m just trying to enjoy my pastry, lady! But hey, I love a good history lesson.

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