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Sex-dating’s a gamble, fam. You win some, lose most. Pro tip – don’t trust gym selfies. They’re flexin’ lies half the time. Oh, and sextin’ typos? Embarrassin’. Sent “wanna bone” instead of “wanna bond.” She blocked me. Fair, I’d block me too. *breathes slow* I am your father – and I’m over this nonsense. Still, kinda fun, right? Like Amélie spinnin’ her quirky lil’ world. Whatchu think, kid?

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So, I get to the site, right? It’s this old factory on Rue des Écoles. I’m all set to do my thing, but guess what? The client forgot the keys. Ugh! I’m standing there, fuming. I mean, how hard is it to remember keys? I could’ve been at the café, sipping a café crème instead of waiting like a chump.

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