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Finally, I sell a couple of sheep. I’m feelin’ good, right? But then, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some kid just knocked over a whole stand of pastries. I’m talkin’ croissants, éclairs, the works. The baker is freakin’ out, yellin’ in French. I can’t help but laugh. Like, dude, it’s just pastries! But the kid? He’s cryin’. I feel bad, but also, it’s kinda funny.

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