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About Bordeaux

I’m sittin’ here, warden of this hellhole, watchin’ cons tryin’ to score. One dude, Mikey, got catfished by a guard! Sent pics of his junk—bam, extra 6 months. Dumbass. Got me pissed, tho—wastin’ my time with their horny nonsense. “A glimmer of civilization,” Gustave’d call it. More like a dumpster fire.

the problem?

Then, outta nowhere, this lady comes up. She’s all posh, with her fancy handbag and high heels. She looks at my sheep and goes, “Ew, they’re dirty!” I’m like, “Lady, they’re sheep! What do you expect? A spa day?” I mean, come on! I’m gettin’ mad, but I just smile. Gotta keep it cool, right?

We could have had Vautour v Un De Sceaux in an Arkle so I'm all for turning the Turners into a handicap