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My quirk? I overthink profiles—too many selfies? Red flag! “Bring me everyone!”—nah, just bring me realness. Sex-dating’s a jungle—catfish, fakes, dick pics galore. LOL, one dude sent my gal pal a vid—mid-jerk! She was like, “Bro, WHY?!” Hilarious, but damn, chill!

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Des annonces pour plan cul et rencontres sexe à Salon-de-Provence, dans les Bouches-du-Rhône. Vieille ou mature?? à vous de juger. J’ai 56 ans, avec une silhouette un peu .

Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s got this wild hair, like a bird’s nest or somethin’. She starts talkin’ about the history of Salon-de-Provence. Apparently, Nostradamus was born here! I’m like, “Whoa, that’s cool!” But then she goes on about how he predicted the end of the world. I’m just nodding, but inside I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I can’t even predict what I’m havin’ for lunch!”