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So, this one time—true story—I saw her outside a dodgy tavern, hagglin’ with some drunk sod. She’s all, “Pay up, or I’ll cut ya!”—like, whoa, lass, chill! Made me laugh, tho, ‘cause she’s got guts. Little known fact: back in medieval days, whores ran secret guilds—yep, legit unions! Had their own codes, protected each other—kinda like Batman watchin’ Gotham’s back, but with less capes and more corsets. Ain’t that wild?

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Brothel · Cunnilingus · Full Body Sensual Massage · Dirtytalk · Striptease/Lapdance · Intimate massage · Cum in Mouth · Anal Sex · Facesitting (give).

But then, as I’m cleaning up, I hear this loud crash outside. I rush to the window, and there’s a car accident on Avenue de la République! Some guy rear-ended another car. People are yelling, and I’m just standing there, heart racing. I’m thinking, “Man, this city is wild today!”

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