Isabelle Sainte Marie Aux Mines Erotic Massage ❤️

About Lille

Erotic-massage – what a laugh, eh? It’s all candles, oils, and some plonker whisperin’ sweet nothins while rubbin’ yer back like it’s a bleedin’ Oscar-worthy performance. Saw this dodgy parlour once, down a grubby alley – stank of cheap lavender and regret. Bloke inside looked like he’d massaged a corpse and liked it! “The world is a circus,” like they say in *Werckmeister Harmonies*, and this lot’s the clowns.

Sainte Marie aux Mines

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First off, I decided to hit up the local market on Place de la Mairie. You know, the one that’s always buzzing with life? I’m strolling through, feeling all good, when I spot this vendor selling the most amazing pastries. I mean, I’m talking about éclairs that could make you weep. I grab one, and boom! It slips right outta my hand and lands on the ground. Ugh! I was like, “Noooo!” I swear, I almost cried.

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