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About Nice

Oi mate, so ‘ere I am, Mr. Bean, y’know, the car instructor, mumblin’ an’ all, flailin’ me arms like a nutter, tryin’ to tell ya ‘bout this prostitute gig! *trips over imaginary chair* Oof! Right, so, drivin’ along, teachin’ gears, when I spot ‘er—red lips, fishnets, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owns it. Reminds me o’ that monk in *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter… and Spring*, y’know, “lust awakens the desire to possess”—hah! She’s possessin’ the whole bloody street, mate!

First off, I hit the market on Rue des Écoles. It’s usually buzzing with locals, but today? It was like a freakin’ circus. I’m talkin’ clowns, jugglers, the whole shebang. I’m just tryin’ to grab some fresh oysters, right? But this lady in front of me is takin’ her sweet time. Like, c’mon, lady! I got proofreading to do!

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