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So, I was chattin’ with Lenny bout this – he’s all, “Homer, it’s the future!” – and I’m like, pfft, future my ass! It’s horny people with phones! But lemme tell ya, it’s crazy how it works. You swipe, you wink, you sext – BAM! – next thing, you’re meetin’ some stranger in a shady bar. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re screwing everything up!” ‘Cause half the time, it’s a mess! Guy says he’s 6’2”, shows up lookin’ like a hobbit – D’oh! Made me so mad I coulda punched a wall!

The park’s a chill spot, but today? Nah, it’s a circus. I get there, and there’s a crowd. Like, a legit mob. People are whispering, pointing, and I’m just trying to figure out what’s going on. Turns out, some dude found a body. Yeah, a body! Right there by the fountain. I mean, who even does that?

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