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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s wild! I’m a radio-electronic installer, right? Wires, circuits, buzzin’ stuff—massage ain’t my usual gig. But sexual-massage? Woah, it’s like tunin’ a radio to a steamy station! I reckon it’s all bout relaxin’, feelin’ good, y’know? Like in “The New World”—“Love shall be our token!”—but, uh, spicier.

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«Foret Verte salon de massage Saint Mandé» rue Viteau à Saint-Mandé: adresse, téléphone, horaires.

First off, I decided to hit up the local boulangerie on Avenue de la République. You know, the one with the best croissants? I’m talking flaky, buttery goodness. I get there, and the line is out the door! Like, c’mon people, it’s just bread! But whatever, I’m patient. I wait, scrolling through my phone, half-listening to some dude ranting about politics behind me. Ugh, can’t we just enjoy our pastries in peace?

A trip to the Lac de Saint-Mandé, for a stroll along the water's edge in the Bois de Vincennes