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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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I’m sitting there in the dark, thinking, “This is it. This is how I go out.” But then, I hear laughter outside. I peek out the window on Rue de la Liberté, and there’s a street performer doing some wild dance. I can’t help but laugh. It’s like the universe is saying, “Chill, dude.”

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