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Exaggeratin’ fer fun—feels like a krillion hands at once! “I want to go home,” Eilis cries once—but nah, sexual-massage? Home’s where yer at, baby! Me quirky thought? Bet Squidward secretly loves it—grumpy face all relaxed, ha! I’m ready! Tell ya what, mate—try it, report back, or I’ll tickle ya with me spatula ‘til ya do! Argh!

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First call comes in. Some dude from Rue de la République, all frantic. “My cat’s stuck in a tree!” Like, bro, it’s a cat, not a lion! I’m tryin’ to keep it together, but I’m laughin’ inside. I mean, c’mon! I tell him to chill, call the fire department. He’s like, “But it’s my precious Fluffy!” I’m like, “Dude, Fluffy will be fine.”

Margaret Baughman of Saint Louis Obituary