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About Strasbourg

Sex-dating’s a freakin’ mess, man. You got apps— Tinder, Bumble, whatever—full of thirsty weirdos. I’m sittin’ there, laughin’ my ass off, thinkin’, “You don’t f**k with me, I f**k with you!”—straight outta Cronenberg’s flick. This one time, I heard ‘bout a guy, matched with some chick, met up, and bam—she robbed his ass blind! True story, swear on my sweet forest. Little known fact: back in ‘09, some sex-dating site got hacked, leaked like 30 million horny fools’ data—talk ‘bout exposure, ha!

Planning your visit

Follow in the legendary footsteps of giants at Northern Ireland's iconic World Heritage Site. 44 Causeway Road, Bushmills, County Antrim, BT57 8SU.

First off, I’m setting up the bar, and this dude walks in. I swear, he looked like he just ran a marathon. Turns out, he was just sprinting from the market on Rue de la Liberté. He’s all outta breath, gasping for air, and he orders a beer like it’s the last one on Earth. I mean, c’mon, man! It’s 10 AM! But hey, who am I to judge? I pour him a pint of our local brew, and he downs it like it’s water.

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