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So, sexual-massage—lemme break it down. It’s not just some sleazy backroom deal, nah, it’s ancient, legit! Egyptians were rubbin’ each other down 5,000 years ago—pharaohs gettin’ oiled up, feelin’ frisky! Little known fact: they used lotus oil, supposed to make ya horny as hell—true story! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, why ain’t this free for every workin’ stiff? Billionaires hog the spas, chargin’ $500 a pop—makes me wanna scream! “The top 1% don’t need no happy endin’!” I yell, fist shakin’.

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So, I keep walking, and I spot this little café on Rue des Sables. I’m craving a cold drink, so I pop in. The waiter is super chill, and I order a lemonade. While I’m waiting, I overhear this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re in paradise! Chill out!” But then, the guy storms out, and the girl just sits there, looking all sad. I feel bad for her, so I slide her a napkin with a smiley face drawn on it. She cracks a smile, and I’m like, “Mission accomplished!”

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