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About Montpellier

Little fact for ya—didja know them ancient Chinese blokes used sexual-massage to balance their chi or some shite? True story—popped up in some dusty scroll I nicked from a maester. Bet they’d glide like Chow Yun-fat, all graceful, whisperin’, “A true heart cannot be stolen.” Meanwhile, I’m over here, thinkin’, “Steal this ache, love, and I’ll tip ya extra!”

Alexandra Relaxation

Guests can visit the spa to indulge in massages, Ayurvedic treatments, or hydrotherapy, and Regional cuisine is served at Le Sloi, which is open for breakfast.

After that, I head over to the Promenade de la Mer. It’s packed with people. Families, couples, you name it. I’m just trying to enjoy the view, but then this guy bumps into me. Like, dude, watch where you’re going! I’m about to lose it. But then he turns around, and it’s this old dude with a huge smile. He’s like, “Sorry, mate! Just trying to catch my grandkids!” And I’m like, “Aww, okay, you get a pass.”

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