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Right, so, picture this – some dodgy parlour, neon lights flickering “Massage”. You walk in, all nervous-like, and there’s this bird, hands slick with oil, smirking. Costs ya 50 quid for 30 mins of awkward groping. Little known fact – them ancient Greeks started this malarky! Called it “bodywork” or summat posh. Bet they didn’t have dodgy synth music playing though, haha! Makes me wanna puke, that tacky vibe – all incense and whale noises.

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I finally make it to the park on Rue de la Vérendrye. It’s a chill spot, lots of trees, and people just hanging out. I plop down on a bench, trying to salvage what’s left of my coffee. I see this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m thinking, “Get a room, people!” But then, they start laughing. Turns out, they were just messing around. I’m like, “Wow, love is weird.”

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