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Once, I tried givin my dog a rubdown—nothin weird, relax! He farted, I died laughin. “That’s what she said!” I shouted, tears streamin. But sexual-massage for humans? Pros say it’s all bout trust. Hands slippin everywhere, oil slick as hell—sounds messy, but *intimate*. Surprised me how it’s kinda sweet, not just dirty. Exaggeratin here, but I’d say it’s like wrestlin an eel—slippery chaos!

Prestations

The only saving grace was the massages, which were excellent. On a positive note, the breakfast at Avanti restaurant was enjoyable, with friendly staff and good.

So, I’m stuffed and decide to walk it off. I wander down to the Parc Thermal. It’s beautiful, man. The flowers are blooming, and the air smells like fresh pine. I’m feeling all zen until I trip over a rock. Classic me, right? I laugh it off, but then I see this cute dog. I’m like, “Aww, what a good boy!” But then it starts barking at me. I’m like, “Chill, dude! I’m not here to steal your human!”

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