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What pisses me off? The fakers! Some schlub slappin’ lotion on ya, callin’ it “erotic”—no skill, no soul! I want the real deal—someone who knows the body like Sara knew her diet pills in “Requiem.” That’s art! Gets me happy though—when it’s done right, oh man, it’s heaven. Surprised me too—didn’t expect my bony ass to feel *that* good. Pro tip: find a spot with no neon signs—classy ones are quiet, hidden, like a secret cult.

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We offer a huge range of solution led body treatments and massages for both men & women, each one designed and tailored specifically to ensure you experience the best physical and Missing: Saint Barthelemy.

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, sun’s shining like it’s tryin’ to blind me. I grab my coffee from that cute little café on Rue de la République. Best coffee ever, no joke. I’m sippin’ it, feelin’ all fancy, when I hear this loud crash. Like, what the heck? I look over, and some dude just knocked over a whole stand of coconuts. Coconuts everywhere! I’m talkin’ a tropical disaster.

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