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Mind you, it’s a slippery slope – one minute it’s “relaxation,” next you’re in a dodgy basement with a neon sign buzzin’ *massage special*. Mate of mine, daft sod, got lured in – came out skint, smellin’ of cheap lavender, mutterin’ “I’ve abandoned my boy!” like he’d lost his soul to the masseuse. Cracked me up, it did – proper *There Will Be Blood* vibes, all dark and dramatic. Reckon it’s a laugh, though – long as you ain’t daft enough to flash yer cash where coppers might nab ya.

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So, I’m sitting there, trying to block them out, when I see this old lady feeding pigeons. She’s got this whole flock around her, and I’m thinking, “Wow, she’s like the pigeon queen or something.” But then, one pigeon swoops down and snatches a piece of bread right outta her hand! She freaks out, and I’m dying laughing. Like, who knew pigeons could be so savage?

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