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What pisses me off? The fakers. Them “masseuses” who don’t know a knot from a nipple—useless! I’m sittin’ there, all tense, and she’s pattin’ me like I’m a bloody hound. “Feel my power!”—that’s what I wanted, like Yu Shu Lien flippin’ through the air, but nah, just limp fingers and giggles. Waste of my gold, that was. Happy? Oh, when it’s done right—gods, yes! This one time, bloke knew his craft, hands dancin’ like Chow Yun-fat with that Green Destiny blade. Left me smug as a queen on her throne.

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First off, I grab my guitar, head out, and stroll down to Place de la Mairie. It’s a chill spot, ya know? I’m strummin’ a few chords, tryin’ to get my vibe on. Suddenly, this old dude comes up to me. He’s like, “Hey, you playin’ for tips or what?” I’m like, “Nah, man, I’m just here for the free sunshine.” He laughs, tosses me a euro, and walks off. I’m thinkin’, “Sweet, I’m already rich!”

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