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The other day, I’m scrollin Tinder, yeah? See this lass, bio says “lookin for fun.” I’m thinkin, “Bellissimo, like Jep’d say—life’s a parade of lust!” But nah, turns up she’s a bot. Fumin, I was—waste of my bloody time! Still, there’s magic in it, right? Like when ya match someone fit and they actually reply—fuckin hell, it’s like winnin the war! “The party’s over,” Jep’d moan, but me? I’m like, “Nah, mate, it’s just gettin started!”

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But then, BAM! My phone buzzes. It’s my bandmate, Leo. He’s like, “Dude, we gotta practice. Like, now.” I’m like, “Bro, I’m in a café, tryin’ to flirt!” But he’s persistent. So, I chug my coffee, say bye to the barista (who I’m def gonna come back for), and sprint to the practice spot on Rue de la République.

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