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Me, I got happy as a pig in mud first time I tried it. This chick’s hands were magic – like she’s kneadin’ dough but it’s my dang back! But then – whoo boy – I got mad as a wet hen when some fella charged me $200 for a “happy endin’” I didn’t even ask for! Rip-off city! I’m yellin’, “That ain’t in the script, hoss!” Kinda like Verónica drivin’ off after that crash – “I didn’t see anything” – yeah, I didn’t see that bill comin’ neither!

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But then, I got a bit hangry. You know that feeling? I needed food, and fast. I spotted this little café, Le Petit Café, and dashed in. I ordered a quiche, and while I waited, I overheard this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting about who left the toilet seat up. I’m sitting there, trying not to laugh, thinking, “Man, you guys need a vacation, not a fight.”

Aussie O’Connor on the podium as Roglič wins Dauphiné