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What pisses me off? Creeps who think it’s all “happy endings.” Nah, bro, some masseuses are artists—hands like fuckin’ wizards. Ever hear of tantric massage? It’s sexual-massage on steroids—breathin’, teasin’, no rushin’. Takes hours, leaves you shakin’. I’m like, “Why’d no one tell me sooner?!” Surprised the shit outta me—thought it was all quickies. *pinky-to-mouth* “One million dollars.”—that’s what I’d pay for a good one.

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First customer walks in. This lady, I swear, she’s got a cart full of stuff. Like, how much can one person buy? I mean, it’s not a buffet! She’s got everything from baguettes to those fancy organic avocados. And she’s chatting away, like I’m her therapist or something. “Oh, my cat’s name is Mr. Whiskers, and he just had a birthday party.” I’m like, “Cool, lady, but I gotta scan your stuff.”

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