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So, here’s the deal—met this chick online, profile screamin’ “fun, no strings.” Thought, *perfect*, right? We’re vibin’, drinks flowin’, then bam—she’s talkin’ marriage by dessert! Clarice, I nearly choked on my Chianti. Sex-dating’s s’posed to be quick, dirty, not a damn opera. “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn…”—pfft, more like the greatest lie you’ll ever swipe.

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Man, what a day! I swear, being a cashier in Rueil-Malmaison is like riding a rollercoaster, but without the safety bar. So, I roll into work at this little supermarket on Rue des Bons Enfants, right? It’s a chill morning, sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinking, “Today’s gonna be easy-peasy.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it was NOT.

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