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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, and I hate everything. Erotic-massage? Pfft, just fancy rubbin’ with extra steps. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout Oldboy—y’know, that twisted flick where Oh Dae-su says, “Laugh and the world laughs with you.” Well, ain’t nobody laughin’ when yer gettin’ kneaded like dough by some oiled-up stranger. I tried it once, okay? Once! This chick’s hands were all over me, slippin’ and slidin’ like she’s tryin’ to polish a damn table. Made me madder than a badger in a trap—felt like I was betrayin’ my own skin.

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But then, I hear a commotion. A guy on a bike zooms past, and he’s yelling about some protest. “Down with the prices!” he shouts. I’m like, “Dude, I’m just trying to sell groceries here!” But it’s kinda funny, too. Rueil-Malmaison is usually so chill, and now it’s like a scene from a movie.

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