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About Lille

Lemme tell ya, I’ve seen it all – dudes flexin’ fake pics, chicks ghostin’ after one text. Pisses me off! Like, why you playin’, fam? Be real! I must BREAK that fake shit. Once hooked up with this girl, total knockout, right? Met her on some sketchy app – thought I’d hit the jackpot. Turns out, she’s a catfish, bro! Used some rando’s pics. Felt like Nemo losin’ his damn fin – crushed me hard. “Mine? Mine? Mine?” – nah, not mine, seagulls can have her!

Meet Singles From Roncq

I rush over to her place on Rue de la République. I’m dodging cyclists and old folks with their baguettes. Roncq’s got this vibe, ya know? Small town, but everyone’s in a hurry. I get there, and Mr. Whiskers is just sittin’ there, lookin’ all smug. Like, dude, you just ate poison! I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “What were you thinkin’, cat?”

Le plus grand Loveshop des Hauts-de-France débarque à côté de Lille