Everly Rethel Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, findin a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk. Ya gotta scope the streets, dodge the fuzz, an keep yer eyes peeled. Reminds me of that line, “We’re not masters of our lives!” Total malaproprism right there – I mean, who’s runnin this show? Not me, I’m stumblin like a dang fool. One time, back in Crawford, heard a story – some ol boy paid a gal with a fake $20! She chased him down, screamin, “This ain’t no film!” Made me laugh so hard I near choked on my pretzel.

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud honking. I turn around, and it’s this dude in a tiny car, stuck in traffic. He’s waving his arms like a madman. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s just Rethel traffic.” But nah, he’s losing it. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, it’s not like he’s in Paris or something.

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