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About Paris

What gets me happy? When it flops hard. Like, these sex-dating apps crashin’ mid-horny-chat—priceless. Saw one dude on X rantin’ bout Tinder goin’ down, “Lost my match, FML!” Good. Suffer. I’d rather carve a canoe than swipe for tail. Surprised me once, though—friend tried it, said he met a gal who brought her own whiskey. Respectable. Still, 9 times outta 10, it’s a cesspool.

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Now, the town’s split into these quirky neighbourhoods. The east side, around Place Varennes, is all chic and neat. Meanwhile, west of the river – yeah, the Marne itself cuttin’ through town like a boss – it's more laidback, real homey. I even know a cool little park along the banks (Parc des Platanes, maybe?) where I once had to cancel appointments 'cause a crazy street musician started jammin’ too loud... Don’t pee on my leg, ya know?!

Strange sights are seen on the outskirts of Paris, as a zebra runs through traffic