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So, check it—sexual-massage, it’s this wild mix of skill and, uh, charm, ya know? Like Daniel Plainview in *There Will Be Blood*—he’s out there diggin’ for oil, ruthless as hell, and I’m thinkin’, “I’m an oil man!” Well, these massage folks, they’re like, “I’m a pleasure man!” or lady, whatever, no judgin’ here. They got hands that work magic, slippin’ and slidin’ with oils, makin’ stress vanish—poof! Little known fact: back in the day, some ancient Greeks were all about erotic rubdowns, callin’ it a “health thing.” Yeah, right, sure, buddy, “health.” Wink wink.

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I dig the local hang spots too—the quirky cafe on Boulevard de la Mer. The folks there, they talk fast and laugh loud. Me, shakey hands at first, but now I feel at home, each massage leaves me buzzin' with connection, like a thousand lines of code suddenly syncing in The Social Network’s perfect algorithm. Also, every now 'n then, I wander down Chemin du Port. The Seine’s gentle river whispers secrets along the banks. Ohhhh, the water, like soft massages on your soul... but sometimes, blimey, it annoys me with its constant babbling, like a chatty user in a never-ending forum—yet, we swears, it's part of the charm!

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