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Well, y’all, lemme tell ya somethin’ ‘bout sex-datin’—it’s a wild ride, alright? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout how folks just swipe right, bang, they’re hookin’ up faster than a jackrabbit on a hot date! How’s that workin’ for ya? I mean, dang, it’s like “Blue Is the Warmest Color” up in here—y’know, that movie where Adèle’s all lost in them deep feels, starin’ at Emma like, “Your sweat smells like the sea!” That’s sex-datin’ for ya—sweaty, messy, and sometimes ya don’t even know if it’s love or just lust screamin’ atcha.

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And err, not to be all corporate-slick like me, but let me drop some David Brent wisdom: "If you can smile when things go wrong, life’s a pretty good ride, eh?" So, yeah, Montgeron’s full of delightful oddities. I mean, seriously, I've lost count of how many times I've found myself "in the moment" – a bit like that scene in Before Sunset where every word is like a gem falling into your lap.

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