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So, picture this—me, an alien, watchin’ humans sneak around, hirin’ escorts. Hilarious! Y’all think we don’t see? We got x-ray vision, bro. Saw this one dude, all nervous, bookin’ a gal in Vegas. She shows up, classy, like, “I’m your memory now.” Straight outta Boonmee’s jungle fever dreams! Made me laugh, but damn, also mad respect. These workers hustle hard, dodgin’ cops, judgy jerks—pisses me off how they’re treated. Like, chill, Earthlings, let ‘em live!

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So, lemme spill some tea: as a dating site developer (yeah, I know, kinda random, right?) I spy all the hidden corners with my software eyes. Like, who else knows that amidst the hustle of Mirecourt, there’s this cheeky nook in Parc de “La Clairière” (spelled sometimes wrong, I swear) where couples park a blanket and dream big, under a sky that feels like it's narrating a Taylor Swift ballad. I get lost in thought, thinking “Babe, you belong with me” every single sunset.

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