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Oh, and here’s a nugget—did ya know some dudes pay for “pro” datin’ pics? Like, $500 for a photographer to snap ‘em lookin’ cool. Pathetic, right? I’m over here posin’ with my 24-inch pythons for free, brother! Flexin’ natural, no filter needed. But it’s cutthroat out there—folks catfishin’, lyin’ ‘bout height, weight, everythin’. Saw a profile once: “6’2, ripped,” turns out he’s 5’8 and doughy. Brother, I laughed so hard I nearly tore a quad!

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I might be spoutin off ramblings with mad 17 typos (oh gosh, sorry, sometimes I just type too fast lol... like this: “strret”, “alot”, “cfae”, “daamn”, "monee", "cafee", "reeally", "thnks", "smple", "fwrd", "lite", "blud", "inspried", "wrd", "exmple", "phrazes", "hapy", "wrd") so whatevs. It’s all part of the charm!

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