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About Lille

Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, Visitin’ Professor, and I’m here to talk sexual-massage, so RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! Sexual-massage, man, it’s like—hands all over, rubbin’, kneadin’, makin’ ya feel like a rockstar, y’know? Like in my fave movie, *Almost Famous*— “It’s all happening!”—except it’s not groupies, it’s some chick or dude tryna loosen your tight-ass muscles with a side of naughty. I mean, who doesn’t want that, right? Gets me all happy, like when Penny Lane says, “I always tell the girls, never take it seriously!”—but damn, I take this shit serious!

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sorry, i'm ramblin'. PMably is messy, unpredictable, and downright lovely, much like the human heart. it's a city that heals and breaks you at the same time. you'd laugh, cry, and shout “stupid, fat hobbit!” when the irony kicks in. seriously, come visit, and let the city whisper you its secrets.

First look inside Cefn Mably Farm Park as it reopens with huge investment after more than a year