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About Toulouse

So, get this - little known fact, yeah? Bloke back in Victorian times, proper posh twat, he catches his missus usin’ whore petals to off some geezer. Poison, innit! Ground it up, slipped it in his tea - bam, dead as a doornail! Historians reckon she nicked the idea from some dodgy apothecary. Makes me cackle, that - “Oh, fancy a cuppa, love?” Absolute nutter, her!

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Then there's the old Vieux Lyon with its cobblestone drama – narrow lanes, quirky cafes with that timeless charm. I even remember sittin’ in a teeny bistro on Place du Change, sippin’ warm coffee, and just watchin’ life spin by. The locals chat, laugh, and sometimes grumble about the noisy traffic. Bleh, mad annoying sometimes, but that's life, y'know?

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