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Once heard this story—Victorian blokes paid for “massages” in dodgy parlors, wink-wink, nudge-nudge. Proper sneaky, those uptight gits! Makes me wanna grab ‘em by the collar—“What are ya doin’, you soggy biscuit?!” Love the chaos of it, though—total madness, hands flyin’, oil spillin’, like a kitchen on fire! Hate when they get all creepy, though—keep it pro, you wankers! Oh, and the smells? Lavender crap everywhere, gimme a break! “Righteous human!”—nah, more like righteous rip-off! Still, when it’s good, it’s bangin’—leaves ya floatin’ like Nemo on a current. You tried it, mate? Don’t be a prat—give it a go!

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My fave neighborhood? Definitely Le Coin Caché. Its narrow lanes and vintage vibe always make me think of a secret hideout from a sci-fi flick. I always get a laugh when I imagine Michael Scott advising: “You miss 100% of the relaxing moments you don’t take!” Yeah, classic! Sometimes I walk down Avenue du Bonheur—lol, sounds corny, but it’s true—and I marvel at how the city mixes old history with new dreams.

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