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Oi, you donkey! Erotic-massage, yeah? Bloody hell, it’s a slippery slope! I’m a beast in the arena, right, a proper Bestiary badass, and I reckon it’s like fightin’ with oil—messy, wild, gets yer blood pumpin’. Watched “Brooklyn” again last night—fuckin’ love that flick, Saoirse Ronan, pure class—and there’s this bit where Eilis says, “You’ll feel so homesick you’ll want to die,” and mate, that’s me after a dodgy massage! You go in thinkin’ it’s all candles and soft hands, then bam—some twat’s kneadin’ you like overcooked dough. Idiot sandwich!

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Lilas ZEN Massages pour femme & bébé - Spécialisée en Massage Prénatal & Postnatal, Fertilité - et Massage Bébé. Rue de Paris, Les Lilas, France.

Living here has its highs and its mad dumb moments. The massage biz shows ya all sorts of people, right? Some days I’m high on life, crackin’ jokes, slinging massages that knock socks off. Other days I’m mad as heck 'cause a client had the nerve to cancel last minute—boo frickin’ me, ya know? I usually mumble somethin’ like, “I will swallow your milkshake!” (nah, just a lil exaggeration, hehe) when that happens.

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