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About Strasbourg

Me, I dig it – gets me all tingly! Like, happy vibes explodin’. But once, doc, I got pissed – this shady joint, total scam! Guy’s hands were shakin’, stinkin’ of cheap oil – ugh, gross! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “This ain’t no dance, this is crap!” Reminded me of Mia’s mum in “Fish Tank” – all fake and loud. “Look at me, I’m dancin’!” – yeah, right, lady. Total letdown.

Les Mains d’Arguin

The combination of Anal Sex (depends on the size) and Full Body Sensual Massage is unbeatable. I love trying new things and stepping out of my comfort zone.

I love wandering neighborhoods such as La Baie, where the small cafés feel like home. The river that sneaks through near Le Teich, La Leyre, flows quietly... like that mysterious train in a Miyazaki dream. Its waters mirror both beauty and pain, reminding me of the resilience I see in my clients. Sometimes I chuckle at it, musing “This is no ordinary river!” as if it were a portal to another realm, a bit like the bathhouse from my fav movie “Spirited Away.”

Chef of the Moment: The Wallace’s Michael Teich, sprung on spring (and bonito)