Lina Le Merlan Whore ❤️

About Paris

Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

T’as de beaux yeux tu sais !

Le merlan (Merlangius merlangus) est un poisson de la famille des gadidés dont l’aire de répartition se situe dans l’Atlantique Nord-Est. On trouve le merlan à des profondeurs de 30 à .

Ah, my dear friend, welcome to the wild, wondrous Le-Merlan! Picture a bustling haven carved into the heart of France, a place where every cobblestone street like Rue des Éclats or Place de la Lumière whispers secrets of a bygone era. I'm a womens counselor here, and lemme tell ya, life in Le-Merlan is like living in an endless film – a bit like Brooklyn, you know? "We shall fight on the beaches..." But instead of beaches, we’ve got the grand greenery of Parc des Rêves, where I often wander, lost in deep thought or sharing a cuppa with some inspiring soul.

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