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Humor? Oh, I gotcha—imagine me, gettin’ a sexual-massage, yellin’, “Don’t touch me there, I’m ticklish!” while the masseuse is all, “Sir, that’s my elbow.” Sarcasm’s my jam—half these “experts” couldn’t massage their way outta a paper bag. Still, it’s a trip thinkin’ about it—bodies, oil, that weird quiet where ya hear every squish. Makes me happy in a twisted way, like watchin’ *Requiem* for the 50th time—“I’m somebody now!”—but really, I’m just a merchandiser dreamin’ of a good rubdown. So, ya try it, tell me—worth it or a total rip?

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Samana Massage Thai's purpose is to help our clients to feel great in their body and in their mind. We offer quality holistic and thai massage that always.

Yo, whaddup? Lemme tell ya 'bout Le-Grau-du-Roi – this place is off da chain, fo’ shizzle! I been livin' here for a minute now, developin' these mad dating vibes, and trust me, it's real dope.

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