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About Paris

Oi, mate, I’m Loki—yep, *that* Loki. Smug mischief’s my game, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” and today I’m spillin’ the tea on erotic-massage. Buckle up, ya filthy mortals, this ain’t your grandma’s backrub. It’s all about hands slidin’ where the sun don’t shine—well, sorta. Think slow, oily fingers teasin’ every damn nerve. “The vibrations were unexpected,” like that freaky line from *Under the Skin*. Y’know, my fave flick—scarjo luring dudes to some trippy black goo? Erotic-massage got that vibe—seductive, weird, leaves ya wonderin’ what the Hel just happened.

Dude, the neighborhoods are a mix of artsy and laidback. I love cruising down Avenue du Bonheur – the name’s funny cuz it’s true: happiness is literally around the corner from your favorite massage puff, err, spot. I had a huge laugh once when a client said my kneads were like a melody (Toni said “life’s all about the unexpected symphony,” right?) haha! But seriously, my job makes me see how every cracked cobble or graffiti wall tells its own story.

1er REG + 2e REG: Sainte Barbe 2017