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I tried it once—don’t judge, ya prude! This lass, hands like silk, worked me knots out ‘til I forgot me own name. Happy? Bloody ecstatic! Felt like I could conquer Midgard *and* Wall Street. But—here’s the kicker—some dodgy places charge ya an arm and a leg, then skimp on the “erotic” bit. Pissed me off, that did! False advertisin’, like a stock tip from a drunk uncle. “You stand there, you dig?”—like Saul’s chaos, ya never know what’s real ‘til it’s too late.

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Now, lemme spill some true tea: sometimes I get mad 'bout how traffic clogs up Rue Saint-Jacques. Yo, it’s like, come on, let the energy flow, ya feel? But then, outta nowhere, a sweet old bakery on Avenue du Soleil drops the best croissants ever. That got me smilin' wider than a record spin!

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