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I hate the candles, the flute music, the whole damn vibe. Makes me wanna punch a wall. But—here’s the kicker—some folks swear by it. Say it’s “healin’” or “intimate.” Intimate? I’d rather wrestle a bear than let some oiled-up weirdo whisper in my ear. Still, my buddy Jerry—pathetic sap—says it saved his marriage. Wife started touchin’ him again after years of nothin’. Good for him, I guess. Me? I’d rather die alone in the woods.

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I’m not gonna lie, sometimes I get frustrated by the city's chaos—traffic, noise, random misbehaving pigeons—but then I remember, this chaos is like a sensual rhapsody. It makes me happy, it makes me mad sometimes, and boy does it make life intriguing. And amidst it all, I’ve got my personal favorite spot—a crummy little bench near the old industrial depot on Quai de la Seine. There, amid the smells of rain and asphalt, I often muse on the city’s erotic soul and unexpectedly pop a Dogville quote in my head: “We shall never surrender our desires!” It’s absurd, but it works.

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