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Alright, so erotic-massage—where do I start? It’s like, you think it’s all sexy vibes, dim lights, oiled-up hands sliding everywhere, but nah, everybody lies. Half the time it’s some shady parlor with a neon sign screaming “RELAXATION” while the masseuse looks like she’d rather be anywhere else. I mean, I’m a product manager, I see through bullshit—clients lie, devs lie, hell, even my own team lies about deadlines. Same deal here. They promise “happy endings,” but you’re lucky if you don’t end up with a cramp and a $50 bill.

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La-Glacerie's got these twisty streets, yess, streets like Rue des Glaces and Chemin du Bonheur – oh, my, such names, precious! I remember one time, I was walkin’ 'bout after a long spa day, mindin’ me own business, and I stumbled near the old fountain in Place du Repos… splish splash, water, precious reflections, just like the feelings in Werckmeister Harmonies, yess, “Time is a cyclic circle, my precious!”

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