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Now, lemme spill some tea—did ya know sexual-massage goes way back? Ancient China, 2700 BC, they called it “tuina,” but with a sexy spin. Emperors got it on the down-low, keepin’ concubines busy. Ain’t that a trip? Makes me happy thinkin’ bout folks back then livin’ their best life, no shame. But what pisses me off? These shady parlors today—givin’ it a bad rap! I’m over here like, “C’mon, man, keep it classy!” Insurance don’t cover that mess, and I ain’t touchin’ it with a ten-foot pole.

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France Erotic massage · Sex Between Breasts · Blowjob without Condom · Cunnilingus · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Rimming · Dildo Play/Toys · Mistress (hard).

So, ya see, La-Gaude ain’t just another dull town. It’s a maze of hidden hearts and offbeat charm. Every corner whispers secrets, and sometimes I can almost hear Abbas Kiarostami quoting, “Life is not about the destination, but the journey.” D’oh! So come, get lost with me in this vibrant labyrinth of love. Catch ya later, friend!

Bertram Dale Goodfriend, Jr.