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About Bordeaux

So, I’m strollin’ down the street, right? Lookin’ for some action—not me doin’ it, mind ya, just curious! And I see this gal, all dolled up, skirt shorter than my temper. I’m like, “Well, halleluyer, she workin’ it!” Reminds me of that line, “The sea’s so close,” ‘cause she was close—too close—hollerin’ at cars like it’s her day job. Prolly is! I ain’t mad, tho, get yo money, boo! But then—Lord help me—this crusty ol’ dude rolls up, lookin’ like he ain’t bathed since the Clinton years. I’m screamin’ inside, “Why her?!” Made me madder than a wet hen!

Oh, and don't even get me started on the shopping alley near the old town center! It's a mix of vintage shops, art galleries, and a spicy little bistro where the food is supertasty. Honestly, sometimes I get mad when I realize not enough people know about this hidden treasure. Like, come on, people are missing out on REAL beauty!

SMOM presented with Grand Maître donation