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About Bordeaux

Now, I’m David Brent, ain’t I, king of the cringe, so I swagger up, all “let’s leverage this opportunity,” and she’s givin’ me the side-eye like I’m a total plonker. Fair play, I am! I’m thinkin’, “let’s optimise this transaction,” but my gob’s spittin’ pure waffle - “you’re the best asset in this postcode, darlin’!” She laughs, probs thinks I’m a nutter, and I’m chuffed to bits - happy as Larry! Reminds me of that bit in Hurt Locker, “you love playin’ with that tension,” and yeah, I’m buzzin’, livin’ on the edge here.

Oh, and don't even get me started on the shopping alley near the old town center! It's a mix of vintage shops, art galleries, and a spicy little bistro where the food is supertasty. Honestly, sometimes I get mad when I realize not enough people know about this hidden treasure. Like, come on, people are missing out on REAL beauty!

First virtual public lecture to be on Graduals choir books