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Now, don’t get me wrong—some escorts are slicker than a faun slippin’ thru thorns. “Do not be afraid,” they whisper, like in *Pan’s Labyrinth*, but next thing ya know, yer wallet’s empty and yer callin’ em “majesty.” Had a pal who got scammed by one—swore she was a model, turned out she was 40 with a wig and a fake accent! I laughed so hard I nearly peed—don’t pee on my leg, buddy, you picked her!

I live here, run my fancy spa, and I drink and I know things—ya know? The town's small but packs a punch. Strolling down rue de la République you see bustling cafes and local art displays. Seriously, every corner's a surprise!

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