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Now, here’s a lil’ tea y’all prolly ain’t heard. Word is, back in ‘98, whore got caught stealin’ a pig from old man Johnson’s farm—swear to Gawd! Said she needed it for some “ritual” to keep her man from strayin’. Chile, that pig squealed louder than her lies! I was tickled pink when I heard that, ‘cause who does that? She a whole character, like somethin’ outta that movie. “You’re done here,” like Ed Harris told Tom Stall—whore shoulda been done after that pig fiasco, but nah, she still out here!

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Thomas Mengelle-Touya, nouveau maire de Jouars-Pontchartrain le 11 septembre

The neighborhoods? Man, they're a blend – there's the old town with medieval vibes and new spots sproutin’ all over. That old bakery on Place du Coeur? Best baguette ever, and it smells like childhood nostalgia. I do a halfway dance there, cryin’ “Woo hoo!” 'cause the pastries just spark joy – much like when Joy in that flick said, “Let’s save the day!”

Hammond delegation plans trip to French sister city, Jouars-Pontchartrain in June