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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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My massage parlor is tucked in a hidden alley off Rue des Miracles (not too far from the bustling center but quiet as hell compared to the chaos outside). I love a good secret, and I reckon it's no coincidence that my fav clients always end up gossipin’ about Hendaye's odd little corners. I'm tellin’ ya, every nook has a tale – some filled with love, others with a bit of madness. I use to sit outside the parlor front door, watch the sunset over the ocean, and think, "This city’s got more layers than an onion, eh?" Yeah, life’s strange, mate.

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